i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
'THE LAST FIVE YEARS' FIRST CLIP- “I Can Do Better Than That”
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab